While we are on topic....

TOP 10 WAYS I WILL (Probably) DIE

1. Raptors

2. Polar Bears

3. Insane stunt done to impress hot chick(s)

4. Insane stunt done out of boredom

5. Magnet ripping out my metal heart

6. Not giving into a robber's demands

7. Brian's driving

8. Overestimating my opponent

9. Trying to play hero

10. Too much sex? (Please?)