Crazy Clown Creates Killer Fire Horse

Give this man a movie deal.

NOW HOLLYWOOD.

This man (called "Paka") is a clown. A clown who likes to create robotic death horses that put the horses the four horsemen ride to shame. (Horsemen? Sounds like a bad rip-off of spiderman if you ask me) Some wonder why he creates death horses or why he makes them so evil looking, but then again they questioned Cyberdyne those same things.

Steven King has been put to shame at this killer clown's hobby. I suspect his previous hobby was scaring children and it just got out of hand. Either way, I would rather have "It" come at me then this crazy cillker clown. (I know that is spelled wrong but the other way would get me the wrong fanbase.) Although, I'm sure that when "It" attacks me it probably would be a raptor. Or Polar Bear. Or my own self.

All I am saying is this guy needs a blockbuster deal. Notice the "I'm rape you!" glove he wears. That just screams Freddy Kruger... without the lame remake that does not feature Johnny Deep. The more you analyze what he is wearing and what he looks like... well it makes me not want to sleep. He calls it art, but I'm sure Hannibal called "eating people" art.

Here’s a hint: It stopped being art somewhere around the time you taught it the meaning of “murder.”

Are Raptors Communist?

Now hear me out children.

We all know that raptors are a neutral party that are only involved in their benefit. Obviously. We also all know they are currently in a contract with the polar bears. But what if I were to tell you that's why they are communist?

Back in WW2, the Russian's really wanted to get back at Hitler for his crimes against the motherland. In their infinite power, they created a hybrid version of bear cavalry that they had in use at the time. This model though ... used polar bears.

I know! I know!

Most don't know about this, but those polar bears (after doing horrible thing to Hitler) later went on to help the normal polar bears with their plans of world conquest.

Now could a long string of contracts and negotiations put raptors on equal grounds with the reds? Could raptors secretly be acting like communists to further their support to help them with god knows what?

More information as I uncover the truth.....