To Avoid Confusion

Obviously we had to nuke the moon because our secret military moon base was compromised by space bears. We bought the base along with the rest of the Louisiana Purchase and have not had a problem until recently when the intergalactic space cartell (ISC for short) decided to strike back after the whole "Clinton V. Space Council" thing back in the earily 80s. Now we had to nuke the moon to make sure they couldn't take our base. We go all or nothing, America.