Thursday, September 23, 2010

Flight of the Raptors


I do not believe that velociraptors had feathers. There...I said it. The reason for this is that they do not look like the type of creature that would evolve colored decorations as a biological advantage. What creature would even need to grow a rainbow body coloration in a dense, bland, and unexciting environment. There are some, the Homoceratops, might find that in evolution it prefers this kind of thing, but raptors are not one of them. In my opinion, I think the raptors themselves started this rumor to when the other mammals realized they could climb something (As shown in the documentary: The Lost World) and get away from the raptors without harm. This cause the raptors to make the other creatures think they could fly so they wouldn't try that shit. So far it has worked, as modern "scientists" insist they have feathers.

Of course these same people insist that raptors are extinct and pose no threat on humanity. I tried to warn them of the growing threat, but the restraining order has covered the light I was trying to use to illuminate them.

26 comments:

John Valente said...

Don't worry, I believe in the raptor threat!

Tesla Sands said...

Brilliant. I had never considered the raptor conspiracy as a source for this obviously unfounded "feather" rumor.

RobertPaulson said...

flying velociraptors would be the scariest shit ever...

Souf. said...

Very interesting. Flying velociraptors would've been crazy.

problem.question said...

clever girl

Serson said...

flying velociraptors would be very cool!

ChaosReaper said...

Flying jetpack velociraptors with chainsaws and rocket launchers. <- OMFG.

Claire J. said...

It would be sweet if they had feathers though. :P

J-Kane said...

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cartman_go said...

I want to ride one, thatd be awesome!! check my page out too

A musician and gamer said...

that looks so boss man

Randy said...

Bah I dont belive it neither.

Hank Noir said...

haha.. yeah, this total ruins my childhood.

Blenderhead said...

If Raptors flew, we'd be done for. Supporting.

MacPCharmony said...

You have a good thing going here :)

Crunky said...

blasphey!... everyone knows raptors were nothing but big chickens... big, deadly, caveman eating chickens...

Airmac said...

Raptors still live in underwater hotels and amusement parks D:

Come At Me Bro said...

This is great!

Freshman said...

cool post, support

Trashcanman said...

Fucking raptors always flying around not caring about nothin

Netto Hikari said...

Raptors are horrible. They need to go away.

shirou said...

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Element said...

Nice blog!

arnyke said...

nice blog;)
supportin you !

Daytona Jones said...

Haha cool blog ya no raptors

THE FAV LIST said...

Raptors are obviously not extinct. There's clearly a few left in Washington, DC.

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